The Lounge pant poem

I have a pair of lounge pants
to wear about the flat
they're comfy and their cosy
and they slip on 'just like that'

My lounge pants are so roomy
my todger loves the space
to swing and play with constant ease
but covered just in case

My lounge pants are a second skin
a 'blanky' for the legs
and when they're washed they keep their shape
when hanging on the pegs.

Lounge pants...i love you.