Sunday, May 29, 2005

Big Bastards...aka Big Brother

Well, its started then...at the moment the house is full of 13 wannabes all vying for the slightest bit of attention except Derek who is wandering in a world of his own like every tory arselicker should!

Not a lot has happened in the first day and a half although there have been a couple of minor rucks about lights in the bedroom and scientist wanting to cook a whole chicken so he could have one drumstick! On telly this morning Anthony had morning glory and was see to be massaging it slightly, sorry girls but thats been the only hot boy action!...apart from a couple of arses under the outdoor shower!

Anthony with a 'th' is probably the most attractive guy in there but i think his opionated ego will let him down and the public will soon get fed up of him, but on the other hand he may calm down and lie around oiled and sensual.

Craig is just a vindictive little bitch, sort of a 'marco' without the seal clapping...I have tired of mincing little queens in the past and this one looks like he is going the same way.

Lesley...now what a glorious example of a thick northern english slapper she is...an absolutely attrocious girl whom i love to bits, she will be getting her tits out as soon as the camera is on her...expect her to walk around nude by the end of week 2.

Kemal...i reserve judgement until a later time...but, annoying at first (why can't they have a normal gay guy in there!)

Makosi, bless her, may think she's an African princess but she has the mentality of an elephants dung pile...she just didn't get the task she was set until BB had to explain it to her twice more....she did look stunning on entering the house...it made me want to stand in the middle of the room singing 'shaft' wearing dark glasses.

Scary Mary is brilliant...my god, have you seen the veins on her legs when the night vision camera is on, thats more scary than anything...her eyes are amazing and i nominate her as person most likely to have a nervous breakdown!...oh and what about showering in that full length dress, that was hysterical!

The rest of them are just a bit dull really, Maxwell may be good to laugh at but really the others so far have not attracted any attention from me at all...

Oh well the fun all starts here and you will be informed of any major events!

piddy77

2 comments:

piddy77 said...

hello heidi! thanks for reading!
we are all in jolly old england here so thats why it doesn't make much sense!...hope your Big Brother is eventful as ours normally is!

Anonymous said...

Oh god, how am I going to live without the blog and bb for a week, I'm sure the sun, sea and sangria will more than compensate! Not sure how much time I will have over the next couple of days, so take care everyone, will miss you all loads and loads. Gx