Sunday, January 30, 2005

A little piece of heaven

...frank stood admiring the largest redwood tree in the world, unfortunately he didn't see the beavers hiding round the other side...

Well I took Lisa out on a suprise trip last night...well not so much of a suprise because i told her at 12.30 in the afternoon where we were going...anyway, we went to see 'The Circus of Horrors 10th Anniversary Tour' at the local theatre...it was wild and a great deal of fun...it had naked dwarfs (Lisa kept wondering how big his tackle was because he was towing a vacuum cleaner round with it!)..it had sacrificed virgins, lots of magic tricks, more blood, fire (lots of), explosions, people creating huge fountains of sparks from their genital area and lots more. I have to give a couple of mentions to the genius of Garry Stretch 'The Elastic Man', whose skin is so stretchy that for his finale he could pull the skin of his neck out and make his head disappear inside! Truly amazing. And also big kudos to the flying man on the big rope (sorry didn't catch his name), but that was truly frightening as he swung out over the audience without any safety harness etc...at this point my bollocks ascended to the area from which they originally came and wouldn't show themselves for about an hour afterwards.

www.circusofhorrors.co.uk (go visit them)

Oh well its back to work tomorrow, I sort of look forward to going back because people ask you what you have been doing, where you've been and are generally interested but unfortunately with the new rules we have I'm not really allowed to tell them which I think is a shame because residents who are more house bound tend to thrive off other peoples excitement of life, and stories of the outside world sometimes trigger memories that can stimulate conversation etc...but i'm not going to harp on about it, i shall be a good little corporate guy and do as i am told! (if my boss is reading this I do love my job dearly and will snivel as much as i have to lol)

Not much on today, must finish Da Vinci code, its now getting far too exciting to put down so hence the early blog again...all the drink I need, all the food I can eat, a fairly comfy sofa and a great book...that sounds good to me!

...but Daphne didn't realise it would hurt quite so much when she tried to rescue her hamster from the Kitchen waste disposal...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

As you can see the eager one is the first to comment, (no need for BB to ring today). Glad you had a good time last night, I will get the girlie version from Lisa later. How are your bits this morning, fully recovered and in working order-oh no lets not go there, why do I feel the need to ask these questions, one mention of bits and I'm there. This is no good, am going to make an effort to find my very own Mr Darcy, but is that really what I want, life in your 40's should be fun, I don't want to carry the burden of people thinking I am sad and desperate. Oh well I must get ready for work, enjoy your book, food and wine, see you tomorrow Gx. ps I thought I had got the hang of posting comments, but clearly not, managed to post same comment twice yesterday, but it was very very late!!

Anonymous said...

lol - that was fun to read - yes it was an experience last night - most of it I saw - some I shoved my head in my jumper - the stretchy guy will need surgery some time in life lol and we girls worry about excess skin - thanks Neil for telling all about my dwarf fetish lol It was a secret lol. But I have to say there were as many `freaks` in the audience as there were on stage and no that does not include Neil or I lol. All I can say is I was worried about whether my bum looked big in my jeans but I need not have worried! but I dont think I will shoe horn my body into a short lycra pelmet dress with no sleeves! But I have a fab time and thank you Neil xxx ps whatever they were squirting over the ausience last night I cant get it out of my top lol

Lisa xxxxx

piddy77 said...

i thought the girl who was 20 stone in the lycra dress looked like fun! thanks for the messages!

Anonymous said...

glad to hear you get out now and then - sounds like you and Lisa had a great night. You have lots of friends too judging by the comments although Lisa and Gina seem to be your Number 1 fans - what about your other friends havent heard you mention a lot about them lately

x

piddy77 said...

well...i seem to be a bit short on friends at the moment and I haven't seen my best buddy Martin for a while..i think its a love thing!

Anonymous said...

Hi Neil, Martin may not be with you but appears to have time to post a comment. Martin you do surprise me, I thought you could keep going day and night!!!!!!!!! Glad that you haven't forgotten your friend. Gx

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Trevor was able to work out where to find your blog let alone read it ( You mentioned your boss reading ) And I think you will find lots of friends read but don't always comment. Ps see you in the office for coffee in the am. M

Anonymous said...

oooooooo a new name who is Trevor - x

Anonymous said...

Trevor, or sometimes known as Mr Sainsbury is Neils line manager. There are so many things I could say about him but have decided not too.

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Anonymous said...

ooooo from all these comments I gather Trevor is not a popular person added to that he is your boss oooh not a good recipe then