is it?...do you really think so?

forsooth...it was an alligator...

I glided around the corridors of hell today possessed like a brother of the devil, suffice to say I received strange looks of concern from the residents and upset a few small children on the way. As it was Friday it was a very pleasant day...pleasant enough to feed off memories of Tuscan skies and fine wine, pleasant enough to feed off memories of the first orgasm and even pleasant enough to feed off the memories of getting lost as a child and crying for mummy...

The work day is over...all heil the conquering weekend...pub night, pub night!

Hmmm Celebrity big brother eh?...how about 7 has beens and a maddo! (allegedly), that seems to be a nicer ring for the programme title...I mean fancy putting brigitte neilsen in a house full of namby brits and germaine greer...give her a few hours and the tits will be out and she will be wrestling around on carpets with dwarves...that woman will do anything for money!

...swish was the last sound he heard as the stench invaded his nostrils...