Pooper scoopers' do have other uses!

...Alan wondered what all the commotion was until he saw the flying saucer above him...

well well well, friday friday friday...the end of the week is here and so i bring you all good cheer, tis time for merriment not vex, so lets get down to dirty sex...well a single guy can hope can't he...i think that little rhyme there was worthy of a martin comment i do believe.

I was run ragged today at work, it doesn't happen very often so i shouldn't really moan, but today i only had time for 3 cups of coffee instead of the usual 5...shocking, and i think i might have to get the union involved due to me having rights as a caffeine addict...how do i stand with the european court of law with that one then?

Mary had a little dress, it was almost split in half, and everytime that mary moved you could almost see her calf. Mary had another dress, slit right up the front...she doesn't wear that one much!

I am cooking for Lisa tomorrow evening, Martin can't join us as he is away so i thought i might treat lisa to homemade chunky leek and potato soup with the main course being steak in a herby butter sauce served with dauphinoise potatoes and julianne vegetables followed by a homemade chocolate malteser cake with fresh cream...how does that sound?

...only then did she realise the significance of the dead cat hanging outside her aunties door...