Saturday, January 22, 2005

A peacock ruined my feather display tactics.

...it was the third time that it had occurred since grandma had caught her left breast in the mangle...

Evil bitch motherfucker bastard...sorry Tourettes writing took over then! Had a great time last night at the pub, all friends were on really good form especially Steve (ooh a new name i hear you all cry!) who joined us last night. He doesn't get out a lot but makes up for it when he does! A true bon viveur and raconteur. I was forced (well cajouled at least) to drink a lovely Kriek beer to finish off the night (sour cherry flavoured beer) which i absolutely adore and it gives you that final push over the edge from being fairly coherent to drunk tosser.

Two evictions in Big Brother..Caprice (buy me buy me) did a good job of looking shocked and pretty and later it was Jeremy's (watch me watch me) turn and he did a marvellous portrayal of shocked and hurt...they ought to watch out as they will be offered Coronation Street or Eastenders contracts as soon as they hit the streets. So what are we left with in the house...a drug addict, an oversexed great dane and a little boy who hasn't got a clue...hmmm who shall win...

Having dinner with some older people this evening. Martin is having a new years dinner for his residents so there should be lots of drooling, spittle and frolics and thats just from me. One of the has been circuit entertainers will no doubt be belting out songs from the shows because no other am dram company will have her and the residents will end up stuffed and happy. I shall probably over indulge in wine and settle into a nice oblivious corner...

...there were tears when Petra found out that she was named after the Blue Peter dog...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clearly not hung over, but on form this morning. It was a good night, sorry I left early. Have a fantastic weekend, see you on Monday Gx

Anonymous said...

Who realy is this Gx , they seem to spend alot of time pouring over your museing's . Just from reading the Blog and comments she seems like a real fan. Perhaps Lisa has competition !!!

piddy77 said...

Gx is Gina (see pic on blog) with a little kiss! = Gx

Anonymous said...

Lets set the record straight, Lisa is Neils first love, and they should be married. Gx on the other hand does not even come a close second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Neil you are so loved by so many people and so many women you lucky sod ....

Anonymous said...

As Neils first love what I want to know is who are all these people writing anonymously. Do you think this blog has gone global has Neil at last found the fame he craves lol And when is Neil going to write his memoirs I am sure he has a story to tell - I have heard some of them would make a gay guy blush let alone me :)

Lisa xx

Anonymous said...

This blog is popular, will BB let me know when todays entry is published. Gx

steve said...

I was up the "Kriek" without a paddle when i got home,
but it was bloody worth it!!!!!