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Hello all...first of all to the competition, congratulations go to Lisa from Bedford who correctly identified that the phrase was said by 'One armed man' from 'Twin Peaks'...the most wonderful piece of television ever....there will be a new competition on Monday...

We went out to the pub last night and after being thrown out at closing time we (lisa, steve and me) decided to walk to the KFC, as we walked past the Queen Street Car Park we heard some moaning noises and Steve thought that somebody might be hurt (as you do after 4 or 5 pints of Guiness) anyway on inspection the noises got louder and it turned out to be a couple shagging but it wasn't until we heard various slapping noises on thigh flesh that we finally knew...by this time lisa was pissing herself laughing and fun and frivolity was had by all...

Boy George was on the Jonathan Ross show last night and he was extremely funny as usual, he was there to talk about his clothing range which is great and really in the westwood punk tradition of clothing. Matt kindly sent me a link to the site

http://www.b-rude.com/

check it out and also listen to The Twin track whilst you are in the site.

I don't feel like being at all nasty today because the sun is shining through the mists and it's a lovely warm spring afternoon...i have been waiting for this moment since the end of last september as I am affected by the SAD syndrome and my mood has changed dramatically over the last couple of days...its hard to describe how it feels but its like crawling out of a huge grey hole and emerging into a world of colour. It seems to get worse every year but I can forget about that for another 7 months now...oh joy, 28weeks of freedom...

Just a quick hello to Robbie who is a new reader on the site...I hope to have a blog off Robbie in the next couple of weeks, but for now robbie...enjoy the freak show!

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