cock a hoop

...tessas mum tried to remove a condom from the protesting girls bedroom, she didn't think it was fair that her boyfriend was still attached to it...

The male equivalant to 'does my bum look big in this' is ' does my cock look good in this'...doesn't quite have the same ring, does it.

Hmm lets just quickly mention 'Christians who aren't', don't you just hate pious people who wish you gods blessing and a peaceful easter and then slag you off at the closing of the door. These people are evil and should be publicly stoned...or flayed for a bit at least...bastards

Oh dear its a dull day but pleasantly warmish...just dossing today and having a nice time not having to think about anything. Sat here listening to James Blunt album, its beautiful and well worthy of the praise being lavished on it...I really want a new Damien Rice album to listen to but thats a while off. If you remember I told you all that we went to see a band a while back called the 'DoMeBadThings', well the album is out now and is a great mix of rock metal funk..sort of scissors sisters on speed...remember you heard these names here first!

...and still no one has answered my Frodo question from yesterday...come on you lot, i want a proper answer!

I think I shall set an Easter quiz today which will go on till Tuesday...heres the question and its a music one...

Who composed and recorded the music to Martin Scorseses film 'Last temptation of Christ'

answers to piddy77@ntlworld.com by Tuesday morning please.

Today I came across a transvestite but unfortunately he wasn't very convincing, it turned out to be a guy i used to know who worked on Bedford gay switchboard. I was talking to him in the street and i could tell people were staring at us both. It made me feel really uncomfortable and to be honest i tried to get away as soon as i could...I have nothing against transvestites or gender reassignment but i feel awful now that he probably wanted to talk and i sort of turned away. What would anybody else have done? Just to give you an idea it was sort of a Emily from Little Britain moment but in more modern dress...over to you.

...Ping...ping....ping..................ping snap, was the sound of jerry trying to free his jockstrap from the door of the shower cubicle he had just entered...