Friday, May 26, 2006

...Engerlunnnd....

Bonsoir et bienvenu...welcome

Today I am discussing the very achievable female orgasm....not bloody likely!...but i had you going.

I was shocked and saddened to see a colleagues car today regailed in England flags...the colleague shall remain nameless but fortunately their actions have not sunk as low as lisas's who has now said she will not remove her England team thong set until they bring the cup home...god help us...

So Makosi, who last year we all wanted to deport, has been working as a prostitute for an unnamed celebrity, and now she is thousands of pounds in debt and spends her day drinking cheap sparkling wine and dreaming of her quick stardom...whats she fucking moaning about, she wouldn't be able to lead that sort of luxurious life in Zimbabwe and get the government to pay her...ungrateful cow...

went out in lisas new car today...its a metallic green daewoo but thats all i can tell you...oh...and its manual and not automatic...i thought it was quite clever that i have remembered that much let alone anything else...it's very nice with a very nice stereo in which was placed the best of those old rockers 'Led Zeppelin' whom I am sure will come up in 3steels history of rockers at some point! We went off to the Chav amusement park, namely The Interchange retail park, where i was opened to a world of Matalan, JB sports, Argos and Pet world (which i actually liked quite a lot) ...have seen a lop eared bunny in there that i want, i will love him and call him herbert..all i have to do is make some sort of hutch and get a leash...i think its that simple...also rabbits are good because they only poo little pellets which are easy to pick up and do not make you heave in the least...so watch this space..see herbert below...



Well its pub night and so it will be another bleary eyed Saturday tomorrow...glad to say that I already have 3steels blog to print so there won't be much of a mind fuck to deal with ...
I love you all...
Neil x

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