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Hello all its me again – well I have to agree with Neil it seems like eons ago we were lying in the hot sun and waiting for the waves and admiring anything that looked remotely under 45 lol
Still the good thing about holidays are that you want more so I am sure that we will be jetting off again in the not too distant future for more sun sea sand and bar.

As my darling Neil filled in all the gaps from our holiday. I thought I would give you a blog that will make you laugh or cringe depending on your sex. While looking for my next holiday destination on the internet, I happened to stumble across a site which asked for men to send in their best chat up lines and then women could comment on them. So I thought I would list them in no particular order (sorry Gx it’s a list but when you read through it you can let me know if you have ever heard of any of these lol).

I have to say after reading through them, that I am surprised men ever end up with a date. I think a its more likely that they have a drink thrown at them or a black eye. Anyway let me know what you think – I am sure you will, normal transmission will return hopefully next week

Lisa xxxx


Smile and say ‘hello’
Do you believe in love at first sight…or shall I walk past again?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you....
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
My bed is broken, can I use yours?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
HIM: "You look just like my first wife"HER: "How many times have you been married?"HIM: "Never".
"My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
Help the homeless – take me home with you.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd like to.
So, tell me about yourself; your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
Do you see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar). He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Guy: Are your parent’s terrorists?Girl: No, why?Guy: Because baby you're the BOMB!
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Those are nice jeans you have on... but you know they'd look even better crumpled up on the floor beside my bed.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi I'm Mr Right, I've heard that you've looking for me...
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
What are your measurements? I need them for the lotto as I know you're a winner and I want to be one too...
10 ton polar bear. If that doesn't break the ice, nothing will.
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Hi, my name’s Fred Flintstone, and I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes, you'd better be on it?
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
You don't sweat much for a fat lass
'What do you eat for breakfast?'
Get your coat, you've pulled"
How do you like your eggs, boiled, fried or fertilised!
That's a nice dress, it would look even nicer on my bedroom floor"
Nice legs what time do they open
Hey is your name Gillette. Coz ur the best a man can get
'What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?’

lisa x