Friday, June 16, 2006

"Whe a woman bends over, a man sees a jelly doughnut"...

...that is the opening line to the great cohen brothers film "Romance and Cigarettes"...a musical drama of sorts. well worth a watch...

I have received a lot of shock/horror messages about the Lea video link that I gave you yesterday...let me get this straight...she made her bed so let her lie in it...and that film was made by a woman who won't go topless in the big brother house in case her son sees it...get over it love, his school chums have probably got your cunt plastered all over their locker doors...slut!

I feel in a mischievous mood today, it must be the heat...hmmm wonder what i shall get up to this evening, probably something camp and outrageous...I might just put on a frock and lip synch to ethel merman singing 'there's no business like show business'...on the other hand I am actually going to a barbie where the tinnies will flow nicely and the shrimps will squeal with glee as they roast themselves on the charcoal briquettes of love....hmmm

Lisa phoned me today and promised a trip to butterfly land on opportunity, photo opportunity...visit flickr on tuesday.

Well thats about it from me today... just thought i would share a great message that i got from the universe a couple of days back...

"Next time you overhear someone say they're only human, Neil, be compassionate. But remind them it's only temporary. That before long they'll be able to see their wings again, speak in tongues and blaze trails through eternity upon chariots of fire.
Much more dignified than just smacking them on the bum.

Though you might also point out that the whole reason they're here in the first place, Neil, is because that whole chariot-gibberish-flapping thing got pretty boring. "
The Universe


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