Friday, November 18, 2005
well here we are again, another Friday comes and goes...tonight should be pub night as I lost the last one through illness...so here i am all dressed up and nowhere to go, lisa is working so its just little old me and a bottle of cava with the tv for company. God i hate it sometimes that there is no one else around...don't worry it's not going to turn into a 'lets feel sorry for neil' blog but there must be someone else in this world that thinks and acts the same way as me or am i really just too fussy. All I want is someone really good looking who thinks with his brain rather than his private parts, someone who is financially sound and is not some sort of anorak that specialises in the sexual history of steam engines etc..someone who is happy to sit and be stared at in awe, someone who can talk about any subject that you bring up without worrying that you are going to interrupt Coronation Street or the 54th place play offs for the Ben Sherman shirt lifters league etc...someone who is a good cook and appreciates you cooking them something giving you real praise instead of 'its nice'...someone who takes the time to learn the difference between shitaki and button...someone who knows something about anything would be fun...
I have tried the internet bit and all that trawls up is weirdo sex freakoids that think a nice quiet drink and frantic sex go hand in hand. Fuck it !...if i just wanted sex i would hire a male whore for an hour...no i would not stoop to that....I want someone that can speak their mind and tell you the exact truth about you, even if it does hurt. Someone who is not afraid to cry in front of you because of a film or a piece of emotional music. Fuck it ! Fuck it!
I want the world and all it can offer me but so far have found 60 year old Ben in Basingstoke who 'lodges with friends', works in the 'entertainment' industry and earns less than 5000 a year...surely to God that they don't expect me to meet them based on that Criteria...for Gods sake..I'm intelligent, witty, loving, romantic, a mummys boy! ( mum xx) , I can be the life and soul of a party...if i can be arsed! I'm straight looking and I think I can offer someone a nice steady monogamous relationship...so why isn't it happening....answers on a postcard please befor i get Old And Putrid!...and if anybody tells me its a 'fat' thing I will grab their bits and shove them through the nearest mincer...capice!
Have a good partnered weekend you bastards lol !
Posted by piddy77 at 5:12 PM