Wednesday, September 28, 2005
tie the loose ends tightly...
Well as you can guess our internet time ran out and i am writing this back home in a cold wind forsaken blighty...the memories of the holiday are starting to fade fast so i will update you on a couple of things that were mentioned previously...
Meringue lady and aqua girl became a bit of a damp squib really, it was all to do with a business deal that meringues partner was involved with, setting up an aqua sports booth at one of the new hotels...all pretty disappointing really...
The pasty boys carried on their reckless student behaviour until they flew home after a week looking as pale as when they arrived, god knows how!
Andy and tasha were a lovely couple and carried on hanging around with us and really pissing stalkers off...funniest moment for them was when andy got the squits and a fart turned into a torrent of streaming bottom gunk...he was last seen running clenching to their room to change. They flew home and hopefully we will be in contact with them again.
Serial swimming costume changing german woman carried on doing the same until they went home.
Derek and Pat carried on stalking us like easy prey but we managed to lose them for a day and a half when they went to St Catherines Monastery (which we had done without them!) and then a whole day travelling to Jerusalem. Funniest story that came out of the monastery trip was that Derek had gone for a camel ride and was not holding onto the back of the saddle when the camel stopped and dropped down...as he put it, "I had a hard on and flew into the front post of the saddle and badly bruised my todger with the force"...Pat kept us in stitches that night telling us that she had tried to make a sling for it that would go round his neck to hold it in place...I am sure you can imagine the tears running down our faces, the whole complex got to hear about this and you could hear cries of 'hows your willy' and 'hows your todger' resonate around the place whenever derek and pat were in view. Even on the way home they got some sort of evil revenge...when the coach arrived at the airport we walked in quite a way ahead of them in the ticket queue and were given our seat numbers. We then dissapeared up to the smoking room where they soon followed...we looked at Dereks tickets and somehow they had been given the seats right behind us..for fucks sake how?...is this really what i had to suffer to get the extra leg room!...Derek made friends with the girl next to him and I could hear him droning all the stories that we had previously heard, i had a little smile on my face as i dozed away...anyway the flight was over, Derek gave me his address and pat hugged us and said 'have a nice life!'...i think that about sums it up.
Lisa and I carry on being friends with a couple of apologies to each other thrown in and hopefully the shores of nuweiba will see us in a years time...God, Allah and George Bush willing...Amen
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