we decided to go off to the hotels shell disco last night with new friends and walked into something that would have seen joan collins swinging from the roof as in The Stud!....there were four guys and us four so it was really buzzing!...two of the guys came over to us while they were absoulutely pissed out of their faces and one sat with me and tash and said hi I am Dave the other one started to talk to Neil and asked where Neil was from Neil said near Cambridge what about you this guy said Heidelberg in the worst german accent you would ever hear... and Neil told him so too turns out they are from Warrington and were at Lancaster Uni they had been told to come here for a holdiay as there were lots of girls here..... to which I had to reply well if you like club 45 -80 you will be fine. They were very disappointed in the talent that was on offer but I have to say they had 3 days left of the holiday and I have never seen so much white in my life not a tan in site!
Sinister Phone Man was sat next to us today texting and phoning but couldnt hear much of what he was saying as new couple and stalkers all decided to descend into our beach hut at the same time -we all ended up snorkelling together aahh how sweet!!!
Anyway its been so so hot today and we have done absoulutely nothing except drink, drink and drink but hopefully we will have lots of tales of camels and jeep rides and shit when we go off on a crusade to the burning bush tomorrow
I have to go now as Neil has just farted and the smell it is leaving is making me go green lol
See you all soon
Smelly Neil and Lucious Lisa (who has the most fabby tan ever!)