Saturday, February 19, 2005

I love you so much it hurts

...squeak, aqueak, squeak went old jacobs three legged dog as it trundled by on its little wheel...

My god, the pub was full of sexual predators last night, it was a very very sexual event, lisa ended up horny, Gina was near enough stuck to the chair and i was left feeling dead jealous (for reasons of decency i shall not go into!) We were surrounded by beautiful people last night and it was an awe inspiring evening...I am so tired today though, I did the usual drunk thing of getting home and phoning the kebab shop for the emergency food parcel delivery...greasy food and beer does not sit well, hence getting up early and then feeling sleepy all day...

Well me and Lisa have decided to go to Rosemary Conley class on Tuesday and its the diet and salsacise class so I am hoping its not going to be too strenuous!...I am determined to lose a couple of stone before we go away later in the year. Apparently in this class there is lots of hip wiggling and slidey moves to gyrate belly and butt, we shall report how we get on...

Next week I will have a guest blogger for one day and that will be Gina this time..so feel free to post any questions for Gina on the comments section and I am sure she will get round to answering one or two within her blog...I of course will remain ineditorial control so nothing gets out of hand!

Somebody mentioned about other friends in the comments the other day...Matt and Marie are very well and such a beautiful married couple, Lyn is fine although probably suffering this morning, Lauren is keeping in touch...i don't think i've forgotten anybody but sorry if i have..

So no ranting and raving today (there might have been but something was resolved!) and i will be chilling in the beautiful sunshine of a peaceful Saturday...

..."Oh pish!" cried the gay carpenter as he broke another nail...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

ohhhh i am the first today only because Gina is at work lol - Yes I have to agree it was the best night - lots of drunken revelry (soz cant spell) Lynne drinking margarittas too many proofs to mention and that was before she came out - and Gina well 2 pints of cider and she becomes a vixen lol but i have to say he was gorgeous - but so was the nice man in the furry jacket who let me and neil have a stroke (of his furry jacket - lets keep it clean guys lol) Lisa xxxxxxxxxx

piddy77 said...

OH MY GOOD GOD... i forgot about stroking his fur!!!!!!! lol

piddy77 said...

...and you forgot to mention that the fur was on the inside!

Anonymous said...

Hi Neil, thanks for not giving too much away, I was trying not to remember any details, but Lisa filled in the blanks(and more) this morning. He was gorgeous, sexy and 32, wow what a combination!!! As per usual, why do I always attract the men who are not available, is there a sign on my back staying, she's up for it, well he found out the answer to that is NO! How could you think I would, Neil, I do have morals and how many times do I have to say it, I want a relationship with a guy who is single, and not just sex with any gorgeous stranger that comes my way.
Now onto the important bit, what the hell will I write about next week? I've covered sex, sex, pants, hot tubs, relationship books, and more sex. What else is there in a girls life. Gx
Ps.....I need to go to bed now, but will log back on later. Have a good day everyone.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info on your friends what about t and c and someone called martin

Anonymous said...

Who are T & C? please identify yourselves.

piddy77 said...

whoever is saying please identify yourself, please identify yourself lol

Anonymous said...

who is martin?

Anonymous said...

Yeh im Paul I was just thinking what a great gay community you have, its more dificult over here in the mid west.