Sunday, February 27, 2005

Boom bang a bang

...opening the window, Sue took a deep breath and it was that moment that she remembered that they had bought the cheaper house next to the pig farm...

I went to a roman catholic lower school yesterday for a bit of out of hours training and I was mortified when i saw how many religious icons and crosses were scattered round the place...no wonder most catholics (apart from Marie!) grow up to be religious screw ups. I went to use the male teachers toilet and i walked in to find a Virgin Mary staring at you as you go in...whether this was to make the teachers refrain from knocking one off or just to frighten you I don't know, but there she was as you came out of the cubicle, stood next to the sink...mind you I suppose you could have always used her as a towel rack. In the classrooms were 'little person' sized altars which i found really strange and just a tad disturbing. What will the teachers have them doing next, flagellating themselves and having an Opus Dei joining up lunch?

I told you that they should have left the pope to die...look whats happened now, a tracheotomy so he can't speak anymore...how cruel is that...see nobody listens do they!

Great night of TV last, watched everything that was awful about Celebrity Fame Academy for Comic Relief, and then later on we had the comedy Tsunami aid which was a fabby 2 hour set of the greatest comedians alive today...although it didn't have Peter Kay on it...everyone was great though and a barrage of text messages hit lisa as one great joke came out after another...lisa gave up answering later on, i think i must have fingered her out...

Off out to lunch in a minute, we are going for the 'as much food as possible for the lowest possible price' option so are aiming for the Hungry Horse, the only problem is that children are allowed and i really HATE children, but it is good sport to see how many you can trip up when they are running around because when they fall over and start crying it's really great to give the parents a really cold Paddington stare and tut tut tut a lot!...

...Chav played joyfully with Mindys nipples, but this didn't go down very well with the ladies at the bus stop...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks neil for the comment - i could not keep up with the texting lol you were like a serial texter lol x and i had a lovely day today although have eaten to much and have had to put on something with an expandable waistline lol

Anonymous said...

glad you both enjoyed your lunch. had some lovely times at the hungry horse xxxx Lauren