Monday, February 14, 2005


'm sorry but i really can't do this today...normal service to be resumed tomorrow...


Anonymous said...

Hi Neil
Not had a good day? How will I survive without the blog. Take care, Happy V D, Oops just realised what I typed, but I will leave it. Love ya Gxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

Don't be such a wimp get back out there and get writing. We the blog reading pubic around the world need your wise words. C.

Anonymous said...

Who's C?

Anonymous said...

obviously someone with taste like the rest of us who love this daily ritual x Neil know that you are loved by lots of special friends whether in Bedford or further a field x x x

Anonymous said...

Neil, your adoring public need you, where are you? Gx

Anonymous said...


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and looking for a girl.

With huge breasts.

Nothing more. Nothing Less.

Anonymous said...

Hi Sweetie - blimey you write nothing and you have loads of comments imagine if you held out for a week! Cant wait for the tomorrows blog - love you loads Lisa xxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

There may be no flowers, no card, not even the "bleep, bleep" of a romantic incoming text message, but who cares? Many single women no longer dread being alone on Valentine's Day, according to new research.
Contrary to the image portrayed by American television imports such as Sex and the City, single women are not tortured souls desperately searching for love. Many are "just fine, thank you very much" and considerably happier than single men.
Almost 56 per cent are "very happy with their lives", compared with 46 per cent of men, says the report today by Mintel, the consumer analysts.
They also cope better on their own than men; as many as one in four single men between the ages of 25 and 40 still lives at home with his parents.

"Many men seem to remain dependent on their parents well into their twenties and beyond, extending their period of adolescence," said Jenny Catlin, of Mintel.

Men see "not having enough sex" as the main disadvantage of not living with a partner, while nearly a quarter miss the comfort and closeness of being given a hug. But there are benefits to living with mother, they say, in the form of clean clothes, regular hot meals and someone to do the housework.

For women, being single poses a different set of problems and irritations; the most cited is the assumption of others that they actually want to be in a relationship.

More than a third of women are tired of being "pitied" for being single, or even worse, "fixed up with someone".

Their other worries are more practical than men's. Forget sex: women say they are more concerned about money (34 per cent) and their children's day-to-day needs (31 per cent).

More single woman (28 per cent) of all ages are more likely than men to say they have no wish to be married or to live with someone.

Around two in five men and women of all ages are single.

Who needs a man/woman in your life being single is the best

Anonymous said...

This last comment was obviously made by some sad lonly single person who is trying to justify there lack of apeal to the oposite sex. ( sorry I supose it could be lack of apeal to the same sex )

Anonymous said...

actually the comment was from a newspaper survey carried out and the person who cut and pasted is not sad or lonely but very happy and content to be single if they feel the need to fuck they do without all the emotional baggage that goes with it and lets face it the best form of love is wanking with the person you love the most x