A chicken does not come in a basket naturally!

...after the ambulance had been, Gavin realised that, at 32, he was probably too big to sit on Santas lap...

Ah bless Moby and all who sail in him, he has a new album out on March 13th (which i have already and its so so now, baby!) and so to celebrate this fact I have put a link to the new site...enjoy it, its very seductive... www.mobyhotel.com

Lets talk about the British travel industry moaning about declining tourist numbers at British resorts...well have a word with Billy fucking Butlin for a start..I got a quote for their new hotel at Bognor for September time and for four people in two rooms you know how much it was?...wait for it!... £ 852 for three days bed and breakfast, this included a charge of £ 180 to actually use Butlins across the road while you stay at their hotel! How extortionate is that and how fucking funny! I am really sorry but when faced with a bill of £ 600 for a week for four in the Costa del Sol or three days in Bognor, what would you choose...I actually wrote a letter of complaint this morning and did receive a hasty reply this afternoon, all they said was that the price was comparable to the full price of a Gold or Deluxe room in the Butlins camp..oh yes, and can somebody bring me someone that has paid full price at Butlins in the last 5 years! Ha.!

Has anybody been watching Celebrity Detox, I use celebrity in the loosest term, its a great programme where you get to see celebs purge themselves in the Himalayas by drinking so much saline that they have to crap and sick it out, elsewhere In Slovenia they are sleeping 400 feet up on a ledge to conquer fears of height etc...and the best one is in Thailand where the celebs are learning how to masturbate yogically and are having to perform in front of the group...its great car crash television and is on straight after tonights Depsperate Housewives.

If you want to see a really girly film you have to see 'Shall We Dance' with Saint Richard Gere and Dame Susan Sarandon in it...its a lovely lovely fluffy feel good type of film featuring J-Lo too acting rather well for a change.

Hmmm this blog is far too nice today, nobody must have upset me and so the vitriolic side is staying buried today...why do newsreaders always bang their papers at the end of the broadcast?, why do 'Subway' sandwiches cost the price of 5 premium loaves of bread?...

We finally have our first sighting of the Samurai kittens, Jesse Martin from Lowestoft phoned me after chasing a cat out of her back garden and she found a little samurai sword was left where the cat had been...this time she was lucky. Do not approach them, please be warned its only a matter of time before they find a Korean...

Congratulations to Lisa as she now has another family member added to her household...bless them all..

...and 'Zing went the strings of his heart', but unlike the song this meant that he ended up in the cardiac care unit under constant surveillance...