...the slim guy looked at the two huge wobbling hairy men in front of him and decided that he didn't want to know what a bear sandwich was after all...
It needn't be hell with Nicotinell, except when you smoke at the same time as you are wearing the patch! I witnessed this incident last night and the person shall remain nameless, bit it wasn't pleasant...funny yes, but not pleasant (love you!)...the pub was great last night with old and new faces amongst a regular bunch...keith and rosemary were a no show (that was a shame, nice couple) Martin appeared like a lost son...Gina arrived (woo hoo!) and Alan and Claire joined us (friends of Matt and Marie) who are a lovely couple. Had a lovely conversation with Alan about the band 'Rush' and I remember asking him whether they were still alive!(in a nice way)...Alan has the most amazing eyes, almost wolverine in fact, i was quite entranced...anyway the night went on, Steve turned up from nets practice (cricket) and Lisa sped us all on our way home via the KFC where i restrained myself from singing my order to them (like the advert). All in all a very nice evening and not feeling too jaded this morning really!...
What i did notice last night was that most of the filthy conversation was coming from the ladies...hmmmm.
A quandry...there are two men in a lifeboat, there are two cigarettes in a packet, the men want a cigarette but have no way of igniting it, there is nothing else in the boat and nothing else around them for miles and miles...how do they get the cigarette they desire?
...bree van der camp didn't like the idea of dirty sex after she found out it that she couldn't use domestic laundry devices...
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